3 types
aries:
1st type - cute, bubblegum eternal child
2nd type - impulsive antagonist
3rd type - seductive risk takertaurus
1st type - earthy artist
2nd type - mature and maternal figure
3rd type - gluttonous pleasure seekergemini
1st type - childlike clown
2nd type - sophisticated socialite / academic
3rd type - disorganised basket casecancer
1st type - aggressive, moody sensitive
2nd type - empathetic counsellor
3rd type - martyred worrierleo
1st type - exuberant performer
2nd type - wants to save the world
3rd type - hates themselves openlyvirgo
1st type - self critical nervous wreck
2nd type - cool and composed problem solver
3rd type - exemplary serverlibra
1st type - lonely, dependant, and sensitive relationship seeker
2nd type - formidable leader, justice seeking and moral
3rd type - airy flirter and artistscorpio
1st type - brooding, silent, angry at the world, unstable
2nd type - curious, fascinating emotional lover, interested in the world and complex
3rd type - powerful magnetiser, arousing and seductivesagittarius
1st type - uncontrollable and impulsive trickster
2nd type - philosophical and wise guide
3rd type - travel hungry, life absorbing wanderercapricorn
1st type - consumed labourer, contributing and sacrificial
2nd type - lazy and lethargic, melancholic and paranoid
3rd type - regal leader, success story, overcomer of obstacles with graceaquarius
1st type - introverted and misunderstood outsider
2nd type - playful child, interested by everyone and everything, cool and kind
3rd type - eccentric madman, drunk professorpisces
1st type - spiritual temple, compassionate comforter
2nd type - addicted daydreamer incapable of dealing with reality
3rd type - gossipy trickster, two faced and complex-C.
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and you sure as fuck aren't mine.
zodiac series -> the air signs
aquarius - the water-bearer
gemini - the twins
libra - the scales
Anonymous :
When's your birthday?Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Assholes: Sagittarius, Aries, Aquarius, Taurus
Bitches: Cancer, Gemini, Libra, Leo
Literally Satan: Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces
the signs as fairy tale aesthetics
stolen treasures, flashing swords and thunderstorms
wild woods, hidden curses, and fur gowns
gingerbread cottages, wildflowers, and potion vials
glass slippers, enchanted springs and gemstones
sleeping dragons, secret keys, and gold crowns
pressed flowers, wild hair, and fairy wings
ermine trim, magic mirrors, and a throne
eternal love, haunted forests, and crushed velvet
red roses, magic lamps and a castle steeped in fog
swan feathers, ice palaces and a string of pearls
leather-bound spell-books, wooden cabins, and mason jars
mermaid tails, crescent moons, and a raging sea
Hot Anger (reckless, destructive): Virgo, Scorpio, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aries,
Cold Anger (deliberate, detached): Aquarius, Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn
100% things ur sign probably does
says something thats kinda inaudible and then just says "nvm" and starts awkwardly laughing when asked about what they just said
randomly starts yelling their opinion or response with absolutely no filter
suddenly and drastically changes something about their appearance every now and then for no particular reason
you always have those spontaneous moments where you don't interact with anyone or become a sarcastic twat
suddenly starts laughing about something and no one knows what's funny and its probably pretty stupid but they keep laughing anyways
always keeps their bag or their room super messy for some fucking reasons and no matter how much they "try" to clear it up, it goes back to its original state
tends to spontaneously act super childish and child-like, it's almost as if a kid spontaneously possess you
happens to just stare at ppl when they talk to you and we get the impression that you hate us and are mentally cutting our soul apart
sometimes just suddenly begins to sarcastically argue with people and act like sarcastic asshole
sometimes acts really cold with people all of a sudden and everyone becomes confused af as to why they're being cold
randomly starts contradicting people for absolutely no reason and defends their point, even if the person they're arguing with and themselves know they are wrong, and no one knows why aquarians fucking do this
does this thing where they remember things that didn't actually happen and somehow they manage to convince themselves it did (probs bc pisces people tend to have terrible memories)
date a girl who would read her zodiac and yours